FACT: All parrot societies and clubs know how extremely difficult it is to re-home an unwanted adult bird, especially when it is violently anti-social, and attacks viciously and indiscriminately.
FACT: Experts always know the reasons why a parrot will attack, misbehave or be thoroughly dangerous and outrageously unpleasant.
If you are out of your mind trying to tame a vicious, mean, bad-tempered pet parrot – all you need is to just step back and breathe …
As the owner of this INCREDIBLE little book which was written after 12 months of intensive research from books, magazines, the internet, vets, avian and zoological experts – within TWO hours you will have the tools (and nerves!) to take control, and bring normal life back into your home.
” ….This is a very informative and helpful guide for people who are in a parrot crisis. The author spares no blushes as she tells her story and overcomes the terror or a parrot on the rampage. Great read.” J.S. Iowa
I am a mom with 2 small children, 3 cats, a dog, 6 goldfish and Tommy the tortoise, and I get a phone call from my husband right out of the blue to say there was a mother-of-all emergencies, and he had picked up his mom’s parrot!!
Mom couldn’t handle Joey because of her bad eyesight, and the first 12 months of training had catastrophically failed. Her home was in indescribable chaos, her nerves were hanging in shreds and she had been prescribed extra tranquilizers strong enough to mute a horse.
This was a BIG no-no. Like most people, I had only seen these beautiful birds in the zoo with my kids, and although I stood in wonderment and at their brilliant plumage and deafening wild copycat squawking, I was always real happy I was standing on the outside, and we could escape extra fast to the Monkey House.
What on earth was I supposed to do? Leave home? File for divorce? Ring my mother? No, I am made of stronger stuff, or so I thought. It’s a bird, nothing more. Anybody can cope with a bird if they have good eyesight …after all, we are humans, the most intelligent of the living species. Man over beast. Right?
Wrong. What happened in the first three months of having this terrifying creature in my house took me way beyond my limits and human endurance. I admit, I left home once with the kids and the pooch, and questioned the basis of my marriage.
My publishers and I want you to have this information immediately! Don’t throw away your money buying masses of books.
“…. Boy, did this ring true! What a great little book to keep hold of at all times!” K.F. Washington DC
I researched everything there was about shocking, vicious, aggressive parrot behavior. I read all the books I could find in English, checked thousands of websites, spoke long and hard to breeders and owners.
I went to the zoo every week for 18 months to interrogate the keepers of the parrot aviary; I spoke to six avian vets each week, and I read every parrot newsletter I could find on the internet, and I posted my questions on hundreds of bird forums.
I found every single incredible unknown trick and fool-proof answer that would turn around this Armageddon of existence in our cozy, loving home into a delightful oasis of peace and tranquility.
I used expert-approved and time-tested solutions for training an impossible year-old, untamed pet parrot.
To save you the indescribable exhaustion and stress of finding this information in a time of great crisis and panic in your own home when your parrot rules your roost, I have written this book based on my own hands-on experience, which my readers say is the best short-cut guide available in terms of parrot v. family crisis management when you absolutely and categorically do not know where to turn.
In just 18 incredible months, I transformed this mean, aggressive, unlovable, vicious and unsocial bird into a handsome, loving, highly comical, exquisite feathered companion whom we really enjoy and trust.
And whom we love. Yes, that’s right, truly love! And the feeling is absolutely, 100%, no-question-about-it, mutual.
I would have paid a personal parrot trainer to come out to do this work, but I am no chicken, and nor is Joey!
I wanted to do this myself and I was prepared to work to find answers from experts, all night long until way past dawn.
Then, something amazing happened! On this long, hard journey, I learnt to respect these extraordinary magnificent birds which are, for sure, putting up with us and laughing at our dumb stupidity.
Their ancient intelligence speaks volumes. The wild spirit of these spectacular creatures captured my heart as I really did fall in love with Joey!!
Let me show you how to avoid the mistakes that the dumb human animal makes every time. I can absolutely prevent your frenetic panic and stress as you watch your home destroyed by an avian tornado, and I can certainly stop your kids’ terror from an attacking bird.
For the sake of all happy families, and perfect parrot peace in your wonderful home, please allow me to assist you …
Invest now in a small miracle that will transform your life, and will give you a perfect and beautifully behaved life-long pet. You will never regret it …
“….I really enjoyed reading this story, and the tips are sound and work. The same thing happened to me, and I found Shaw’s honesty and remedies a comfort.” L.F. Orange County
Don’t let the parrot crisis at home get any worse while you make up your mind. It is categorically ridiculous to risk your house furnishings, your family’s happiness, your state of normal sanity and even your marriage for the sake of $17 !!
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