Our Groom Speech Ebook provides over 100 sample Rhyming verses which you can use to make a unique, romantic, funny and entertaining bridegroom Speech!
A Rhyming Groom Speech is unique, genuinely funny and does not require the incredible public speaking skills that a more conventional wedding speech does!
I have never seen a rhyming speech that wasn’t truly appreciated by the guests. It is always funny…always entertaining…and a refreshing change from the same old, heard them hundreds of times before, “jokes” that seem to feature in almost every wedding speech!
Let me share with you a sample of the rhyming verses that I read out at my own wedding - the full transcript of which is included free with the Groom Speech Ebook! I read the whole speech from paper – something which only gets frowned upon when performing a more conventional speech….I mean, no one expects you to remember a whole rhyme word for word!
I got married shortly after Prince William and Kate Middleton, and these versus went down really well…
The real belle of the ball is you Donna, Looking so stunning in your beautiful dress, In a year of a huge royal wedding, I’ve married my own princess
Prince William would be so jealous, If he saw you, he’d try and kiss ya, Cos you’re ten times prettier than his wife, With a much better bum than her sister!
Obviously the chance to use these exact versus for your Groom speech has probably gone, but they can be easily adapted to make it more suitable. Not that you will have to….the Ebook includes similar verses with references to major current events!
And last, but not least, is my wife, Who’s beautiful, funny and smart, An amazingly caring person, That has really captured my heart
She’s my best friend, my lover, my sweetheart, She lights up my life with her smile, I’m so lucky that she has agreed, To let me take her up the aisle!
Our Ebook download is filled with over 100 groom speech sample verses, such as the above, which will make it easy to write a funny speech, give the impression that you are an amazing public speaker and will make your guests laugh, cry and be thoroughly entertained! You will be able to write a genuinely funny groom speech, rather than one that only gains polite laughter from the wedding guests.
“The speech was a real success. I’m so pleased that I done something like this rather than a ‘normal’ sort of speech. The guests seems to really enjoy it, and I found it easy to give.”
“It barely took me any time to pull my speech together using the samples provided. I had been working on a more conventional speech for ages but it just didn’t feel right.”
As a special bonus, if you download now, you will receive a free guide to writing rhyming wedding invitations! The guide comes complete with a large number of example rhyming verses for you to slot straight in to the the invites!!
Yes! For a limited time only though. Just one, one off payment of $12 – a tiny price to pay for something which can have such a big impact on your wedding day. Your speech is one thing that all the guests will remember about the day.
There’s not many other things you will buy for just $12 that have such a big contribution to the wedding day.
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You’ve just given your speech and are sitting back down at the table. Some of the guests are clapping but many are already waiting for the best man, hoping that he will do something much better, or are talking amongst themselves. The person next to you smiles but without any real emotion in their eyes. The guests laughed and smiled politely throughout the speech, in the right places (mostly), but again, without any real emotion – it was polite laughter, not genuine, and you know it. They could tell you were nervous and you know that you were. They were slightly embarrassed about how wooden you were but they done their best to hide it. You know you could have done better and wished that you had on the most special day of your life. You know your wife loves you no matter what, but wish you could have done her proud. You’ll think about it for a long time afterwards.
You’ve just given your speech and are sitting back down at the table, having stood a little longer than necessary to soak up the applause and laughter. All of the guests are still clapping, laughing, some with tears in their eyes. You can see GENUINE smiles on each of their faces, and they are looking at you with admiration. They are pleased to have finally seen an unique, interesting, wedding speech. It’s so refreshing for everyone in the room. A few people give you the thumbs up and your new wife gives you a big kiss. The father of the bride shakes your hand. Everyone is proud of you, you know inside that you done well, and you are proud of yourself.
Needless to say that ordering the Rhyming Groom Speech guide will allow scenario 2 to become a reality!
(your payment can be made in most currencies, including USD, GBP and EUR, and is 100% secure. Your order is placed safely via the Clickbank 256bit secure server & you will be redirected to the download page straight after payment)
“I wanted to write a funny groom speech but I’m not naturally gifted with this type of thing. In the end I know my speech got a lot more laughs… Read more…